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Arctic Adventure

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Pregnancy is a phenomenon where the expectant mother gets all the attention from family and friends. Nobody should argue against someone with surging hormones, apparently extremely uncomfortable body changes, the urges to bitch about everything and anything, and have something growing inside her. She gets what she wants, she does what she feels like to, she farts as and when she feels like it and nobody should complain about the stink. People only care about the expectant mother. Nobody realize the existence of the husband anymore. Sure, he has to man the Midnight Food Cravings hotline, manage the Body Changes Complaint Bureau, and operate the Massage-Me-To-Sleep apparatus, but nobody thinks he is important enough. The husband’s role, if remembered at all, has been reduced to… that guy who donated his sperm some time ago.   The husband however, under the guise of wanting to make the expectant mother happy (and “compensate” her for all her suffering), can give himself a h...