Rocco VS me


My wife's love affair with another male
I'm not looking for sympathy.
I just want to share my experience.
I'm sure I'm not the only man who suffers this fate.

1).. He looks cute standing on two-legs.
I stand on two legs all the time...what.
2).. He bathes once a week, never brushes his teeth his whole life, walks outside barefooted
- yet she never hesitates to carry and hug him.
 
I shower (and SCRUB) AT LEAST TWICE a day, brushes my teeth AT LEAST TWICE a day, wear my shoes when I go out, changes my clothes regularly
- and when i go near her for a kiss: "Go away, you're dirty!" ???????
3).. He got belly, it's something to laugh at. I got belly, it's a turn-off.
4).. He do roll-over to get food, it's "He's sooo cute!!!"
I do roll-over to get food, I get roll eyes and "don't be silly-lah"
5).. She tuck him into bed when he wants to sleep, lovingly caressing him and make sure's he's comfortable even though he's already asleep.
I'm sleepy and I get "Put your pillow nicely, your blanket is over there, go and switch off the light before you come to bed"
6).. He steals a chicken drumstick from the dining table, and the whole neighbourhood will hear of this "cute" story. Her friends will hear of how adorable he is.
I take an extra drumstick because I'm still hungry, and I get lectured on my horizontal "growth", cholesterol level, and the possibility of me getting a heart attack that night itself, if not right there and then.

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