Story about FHM

I read Kenny Sia's blog today about him being a judge on the Malaysian Dreamgirls contest.

In his entry, he posted a picture of a lady by the name of "Yasmin Hani" on the cover of FHM Malaysia. Back in 2005, I took skydiving lesson in Segamat. There, I met a group of people from some kind of motivational course. For some reasons, they decided to take up skydiving lesson as part of their course. Maybe it was in the "Face your fear" module, or the "Scare the shit out of myself" module, or maybe their course was so boring or they hate their instructor so much they decided to skydive instead. Anyway, one of them introduced herself as "Hani". I didn't ask for her full name back then because my mind was more occupied with the scary thought of shitting my pants when it's my turn to jump out of the plane.
This is Yasmin Hani on the cover of FHM Malaysia posted on Kenny Sia's blog

 
And this is the photo I painstakingly found. "Hani" is the one doing the funny stance. I think they both look similar.

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If this is really the "Hani" I went skydiving with, then I also can claim I know a celebrity already. Hahaha. I know lah, not as if it's Angelina Jolie or Kate Beckinsale. Still.. If Lingam can brag about brokering the appointment of top judge, I also want to brag mah sometimes.
I was a bit jealous lah that Kenny Sia gets to be a judge for this contest. His only credential is having a lot of experience looking at pretty girls.
 
I have countless experience in eating countless amount of food. Nobody asked me to be a judge in cooking contest.
 
I also have plenty of experience in looking at pretty girls in skimpy bikini. I used to buy FHM regularly. Then my gf (who is now my wife) got jealous that I look at other girls. So I made a deal with her, I will stop buying FHM if she agrees to get herself a bikini and do the FHM pose, complete with a model's "look of contempt".
 
Till today, I kept my promise. She didn't.

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