"Action-packed" My wife gave me an earful regarding my earlier post on the poly girl home video. She accused me of implying that she's at fault for my lack of...'action'. She's a bit upset because this blog can be read by anybody and now her image has been tainted. So, I would like to clarify here, the reason I hardly get any 'action' is because of our unique circumstances. We're married, but physically separated due to our work commitment. When we do meet, fuuuh *smack lips*, I DO get a LOT of 'action'. So much, till my knees go weak, I feel like fainting all the time, I had to behave like a monk for weeks afterwards. Yeap, my wife tires me, I can't keep up with her. I am referring to the action of slimming-down-exercise kind, thank you very much.
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Bigfoot This is really getting out of hand. They're starting to produce 'evidence' now. How convenient, don't you think? All this while, not much have been heard other than hearsay from those who live close to the jungle. And these people should know the forest better since their livelihood depends on it, so they should be more familiar than the rest of us and yet they didn't produce any evidence. Now that this issue has garnered such widespread interests, 'evidence' starts to appear, supposedly 'discovered' by scientists, academics, tv crews, talk show hosts, who are mostly city-living people.
hypocrisy The west like to preach on open market, market liberalization and fair play. Very often, when others do not conform, they will be threatened with sanctions, withdrawal of aids, etc. This business between Australia and Singapore clearly shows Australia don't walk the talk. Smaller (mostly asian) countries have to open up to them, but when it's their turn to open up, they decide to play the "protect national interests" card. Don't smaller countries need to protect their own interests as well? .. Singapore said they want in for the sake of their clientele's interests. Come on, the only reason they want in is because they know it's lucrative - Qantas gets up to 15% of their profit from that route. If you're really acting on our interests, how come your fares are among the highest in the world? You earn around a billion a year, bring down the fare a bit lah. If you really care about us, then let AirAsia compete with you on the KL-Singapore ...
17-year old Nanyang Poly Girl home video Something is not quite right here. Despite being married, I get very little 'action', if none at all, I don't remember. So, my knowledge and experience is extremely limited. Ask my wife, she may know better. Anyway, if I'm not wrong (I may be wrong 'coz I have limited knowledge and experience, remember?), this act of...sex... requires at least two parties or two person, not necessarily a guy and a girl because, you know, these days...anyway, so yeah it requires more than one person. Why are they concentrating only on the 17 year old girl? How come only she undergoes counselling? How come the school only meets her family? What about the boyfriend? Am I missing something here? Did "Tammy" drugged her bf and took advantage of him while he's unconscious or raped him or molested him or what? Was she the one who tricked her bf into giving her his virginity all in the name of love when the truth is she just want...
I've been in this project for 2 years already. Things just go on and on until it's becoming meaningless. Endless codings, endless logic, endless documentation, endless dealing with ...... {censored} users. The nice and competent ones are around, everybody would prefer them, but dealings with them are mostly short and simple, straight to the point, straightforward, not much hassle. Instead, the {censored} ones are the one that take up most of your time and requires more effort, gives you more headache, and in some cases, heartache. Why can't I be more like people in my dad's generation? Stay in a job for almost their whole life, doing almost the same thing for years, face the same group of people for ages, and no complaints. Make things a lot easier this way. Don't have to think so much. Do something I have passion in, they say. If I get a hundred dollars for every bowl of beef noodle I eat, you think I'll still be working here? If I get money for every miles I...
We come to this world to suffer According to Buddhism, human come to earth to suffer. I didn't make this up, the monk who performed the rites at my mum's funeral said this to me. We have to suffer at birth. We have to suffer while growing up. We have to suffer a bit to feed ourselves. We have to suffer in order to experience happiness. We have to suffer before we get that girl we like. We suffer some more after getting the girl. We have to suffer before we can be rich. We have to suffer when we grow old. Finally, we have to suffer the pain of death. Seems to me, all roads lead to suffering in the end. By default, we suffer. In the end, we suffer. Happiness, satisfaction, joy - these are only temporary. So why are we doing whatever is it we're doing now? What for? The monk said that with my mum's passing, her suffering has ended. People with terminal diseases, why should others insist that they fight and go through painful and uncomfortable treatment that doesn...
Do you ever LEAVE this world? When we die, what happens to our soul or consciousness? Does it just ... disappear? Maybe it's something like energy, it doesn't disappear. It's just passed on to other forms. So it is with human, when we die, there's a greater power up there or down somewhere that collects our souls and inserts it into another living being. Maybe there's a finite number of souls on earth - say 10 trillion. Earth was once roamed by 10 trillion animals. Then human comes along. It's common knowledge today that human population has been increasing centuries by centuries while great number species of animals are going into extinction. If it is ever possible to count the total number of living beings on earth, maybe we'll find that there're just 10 trillion of us - human and animal combined. Maybe that's how Reincarnation works.
Salesman who sells fridge to Eskimo Have you heard this before ? “A great salesman is someone who can sell fridge to the Eskimo.” True salesperson sells something that his client wants and needs, something that will make his/her life more convenient, something that that he can gain from, something he can get pleasures from. People who sell fridge to Eskimo are not great salesperson, they’re despicable conman. Why in the hell would an Eskimo need a fridge? They have the biggest natural freezer in the world. And it’s free! Imagine an Eskimo with a fridge in this igloo. Where the hell is he going to get electricity for his fridge? How the hell is he gonna push the fridge through the tiny entrance of an igloo? True salesman don’t mislead just to earn extra moolah, they inform. True salesman will sell something that gives his client more benefits. True salesman don’t treat his client like idiots even though sometimes they are. If they’re idiots, true salesman will show them or sell th...
Liking something in life When you like something, why do you really like it? I like to ride a motorcycle. Why? Because I like the feeling of wind blowing into my face. Why? Because it feels comfortable. A lot of things are comfortable, why choose this kind of comfort? Wind blowing into my face, and the feeling of something powerful between my legs. Why do you need to feel something powerful between your legs? I like the shape of the bike, the sound it makes when I twist the throttle, the ability to lean through a corner, and it looks cool to ride a bike. What is it about the shape or design that you like? Why do you like that kind of sound? Why do you think it looks cool? I like to eat rojak. Why? Because of the mixture of the prawn paste and fruits taste good. Why do you find it taste good? It's sweet and a bit sour at the same time. Why do you like it sweet and sour at the same time? I like that girl? Why? Because she's gorgeous and sexy. Why do you think she's gorg...
Other ppl's worries = Your life I love my bike. I've had a lot of fun with it. Despite its problem due to its age, I still love it no less. I can't explain the feeling I get. Somebody said "if you don't already understand it, it ain't worth explaining to ya" If you don't love bikes, you will not understand people who do. If you love shopping for things you already have, but you just want to get some more, or more variety, it is impossible to explain to people who question you. I love my Bertha, very very much. And I'm falling in love again, with its latest sibling - the R1200RT. See the video here . To those who don't understand, don't ask. I lost Bertha in Aug 2005. Through my own fault - I skidded and crashed it into a concrete divider. It was very painful...for Bertha. It suffered quite a number of fractures and broken parts. I had no choice, I had to let it go to lessen the pain. Now...everybody don't like the idea of me ge...
Bigfoot in Johor confirmed by Menteri Besar This is just great. The same person who not-so-long-ago claimed that he was shocked to see a lorry spewing out thick black smoke on the road when practically all drivers in Malaysia have experienced and complained about that for ages. Where the hell has he been all this while????? Oh.....he's been in our centuries-old rainforest, scouring for bigfoot....no wonder Read it here Or if they remove it, see below: